There’s No I In Team
Written By Don Derby
©2003 Don’s House Of Hit’s Music, SESAC

My boss said to all of us, there’s no I in team  
We gotta work harder for the man
Well, I’d been there 3 years and that little speech
was the straw that broke the camel’s back
And 12 hour days, no pay raise don’t sound fun to me  
So, I walked in his office and I said man I agree

There’s no “I” in team
But there’s a “M” and an “E”
and that spells me and that’s exactly who I’m workin’ for
There’s no “I” in team
But there’s a “M” and an “E”
and I think me, myself and I are headin’ out the door

My boss said, sorry son, you really let me down
I thought you had a bright future kid  
Well I said, I get here ‘for the sun comes up
then I leave when the sun goes down  
My bright futures lookin’ pretty dim
And what do you know about my job  
You work from 9 ‘till 3
But somehow you still got the nerve to say to me

There’s no “I” in team
But there’s a “M” and an “E”
and that spells me and that’s exactly why I’m doing this
There’s no “I” in team
But there’s a “M” and an “E”
and I believe that you are a great big hypocrite

So go on out with the boys, play 18 holes for me
But when this place goes belly up I bet you’ll agree

Repeat 1st Chorus  

No you won’t find me ‘round here no more

Beer Pressure

Written By Don Derby & Jeremy Crady

© 2007 Don’s House Of Hits Music, SESAC/Cray Dog Music Co., ASCAP

We were 16 with a 12 pack 2 girls, 3 guys and me 

Well, they each drunk 1 and yeah it looked like fun

so I turned up 4 before my face turned green yeah

The whole world was spinnin’ in that feed store parkin’ lot 

And when Betty Lou passed me her last brew

I was thinkin’ as I popped that top (I was givin’ into)

Beer pressure that’s how it begins 

Liquid pleasure with all of my friends 

Miller Lite, Red Stripe and PBR

Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock and ole Lonestar 

Anheuser, Budweiser and Corona with lime 

Beer pressure get’s me everytime (that’s right)

Well now, fast forward 5 years to an all night frat party 

I was lookin’ around hangin’ upside down 

Everybody callin’ me the keg stand king yeah 

Should’ve known my limit while I was lying there on the floor 

But I kept keepin’ on with that ole beer bong

and had the crowd screamin’ more, more, more. (and I was givin’ into)

Repeat Chorus

Well now I’m a little older and a whole lot wiser 

Well, at least that’s how it seems 

But when my buddies get goin’ and the suds start flowin’

it still get’s the best of me (And I give into)

Repeat Chorus

Not peer but beer pressure get’s me everytime.

When Life Gives You Lemons

Written By Don Derby & Ron Kingery

© 2006 Don’s House Of Hits Music, SESAC/Seed House Music, BMI

Well, life’s got it’s up’s and down’s

some smiles and frowns with the sun and rain

You’ve got your high’s and low’s

some stop’s and go’s all along the way

Well, you can’t find the time, can’t find the place 

You can’t find the forest for the tree in your face 

When you’re all fed up with the let down blues

there’s only one thing that you gotta do

When life gives you lemons, trade ‘em for some limes 

Cut ‘em up, pour a little drink and have a time

Tie one on ‘till you just unwind

and you’ll wind up thinkin’ your problem ain’t a biggin’ 

That’s what you do when life gives you lemons

Well, you’ve had your share on Monday’s

someday’s you should’ve stayed in bed

Because the life you’re livin’

isn’t the one that you really had planned

Well, the world is pushin’ but you’ve got no pull

and you’re runnin’ plumb empty on your glass half full 

The wheels are spinnin’ but you just can’t drive

and lady luck’s wavin’ but she ain’t said hi

Repeat Chorus

You gotta choose it if you’re gonna go and booze it

but if you’re gonna do it do it right

Yeah grab a doubler d’er and a bottle of tequila

Set ‘em up knock ‘em down have you a good time

Repeat Chorus Twice

Cowgirl Run

Written By Don Derby & Richie Dorman

© 2006 Don’s House Of Hit’s Music, SESAC/Dorman Music Publishing, BMI

If I hadn’t got bucked off that bronc in Santa Fe

I might have won enough money to buy you that ring

And girl you stayed with me and that is amazin’

but look you’re wastin’ your time 

Well, I’ll always love you and always dream of you

but all I ask of you tonight is cowgirl run, cowgirl run

Run from this man who might fall off his saddle

and not come home alive

Run from the headaches and all of the heartbreak

from every demon I fight 

Run from the mud all the bulls and the blood

and the bone chillin’ look in my eyes 

Run from Laredo, the farm and the stables and get on with your life  Cowgirl run, oh cowgirl run

If I’d only gone 8 on that bull up in Cheyenne

I would’ve held that gold buckle and asked for your hand

But all through the no show’s, the long shots and short go’s

well all of my dreams kinda died 

I know you don’t want to, but the right thing for you

is just tell me goodbye Cowgirl run, cowgirl run

Repeat Chorus 

Cowgirl run, cowgirl run

FYI She’s Got PMS

Written By Don Derby & Jonathan Lawson

© 2004 Don’s House Of Hits Music, SESAC/Tin Cup Gypsy Music, BMI

Well she came home late from work and slammed the door 

I said baby what the heck’d you do that for 

But by the look that she gave me I knew exactly what was up 

Dear Lord I hate this time of the month

Just F.Y.I. she’s got P.M.S. 

That spells no R&R 

Send out an S.O.S. 

I’ll get no T.L.C. 

Dang sure no S.E.X. 

So F.Y.I. she’s got P.M.S.

Well I thought a pretty rose would make her smile 

And a hot breakfast in bed would be worthwhile 

Well, the rose was red she wanted white instead

And the eggs weren’t hot enough 

Dear God I hate this time of the month

Repeat Chorus

Man the house ain’t been rockin’ so don’t come a knockin’

just bow your head and pray the next 5 to 7 days

I survive this hurricane (Ya’ll help me)

Repeat Chorus

Lord help me F.Y.I. she’s got P.M.S.

Hurry Up, Slow Down

Written By Don Derby

© 2005 Don’s House Of Hits Music, SESAC

Well, I’ve got a buddy he’s always on the run

He makes lots of money but he never has fun 

A slave to his job and a ghost to his wife 

I hope someday that the boy’ll realize to

Hurry up (hurry up) and slow down (slow down)

Take a little time ‘fore your time runs out 

Life’s a trip and all ya get is one go round

so you might as well just hurry up and slow down

Well, my girl yeah she’s full of ambition 

The queen of the busy bees, a woman on a mission 

But all of that drive is drivin’ her mad 

Well hey now honey would it be so bad to

Hurry up (hurry up) and slow down (slow down) 

Have a little fun right here, right now 

Stop and smell the roses while a rose is on the ground

Come on baby hurry up and slow down

Well now I ain’t sayin’ that you gotta be lazy 

But sometimes ya’ll we all need to get crazy 

Live a little looser

Have yourselves a ball

Now come to think of it, hey don’t ya think we all should

Hurry up (hurry up) and slow down (slow down) 

Have a little fun right here, right now

Stop and smell the roses while a rose is on the ground 

Well if you wanna come along then sing it with me now

Hurry up (hurry up) and slow down (slow down) 

Take a little time ‘fore your time runs out 

Life’s a trip and all ya get is one go round

so you might as well just hurry up and slow down

Oh say it loud

Oh come on now hurry up and slow down

Sagebrush Lullaby

Written By Don Derby

© 2004 Don’s House Of Hits Music, SESAC

Stuck in my car 

Sittin’ at a red light

This traffic jam’s drivin’ me out of my mind

So I hum me a tune to a place and a time

with a sagebrush lullaby and I sing

(Yodel) and I sing (Yodel) a sagebrush lullaby

I see the mountains

rise out of the plains 

I soak up the sunshine while ridin’ the range 

And at twilight I hear all those coyotes reply

to my sagebrush lullaby. And I sing

(Yodel) and I sing (Yodel) a sagebrush lullaby

I know this city’s where I need to be 

But it can’t compare to green grass and gold wheat 

I know that somewhere someway down the road

my trail will lead me back to where I call home 

And I’ll sing

(Yodel) and I sing (Yodel) a sagebrush lullaby